Cracking piece. There is a potential solution. Register every bike frame with BikeRegister.co.uk. Then make it mandatory for every online sales platform (Gumtree, Facebook Marketplace, ebay) to list the registration number, with autolookup for stolen models. Microdots in the frame make it impossible to renumber a frame.
I've spoken to BikeRegister and a number of other orgs about this - all doable. It's something that's been spoken about for yonks. The only obstacle is political will. The Dept of Transport were looking into it...five years ago. Still nothing.
How about a simple thing. I have a Specialised with SRAM electronic gears, which I have registered with SRAM. Surely, SRAM could allow me to track the bike through their apps if it is stolen.
The cultural and western degradation we have let one political movement convince us was “enlightened” and humanitarian has to be to blame for this. Interesting who we are that we tolerate this degrading pointlessness. I guess it stems from us being convinced that lower order thinking and society will respond positively to higher order and society - but recent history shows the opposite seems more likely. The gang depravity in NYC circa 1900 finally was tamed by a hardened police chief who told his cops to be the toughest gang and beat the shit out of the criminals - who responded to nothing else. His solution worked beautifully. I guess we can only wait for some of us to stop pretending.
You are referring to Bill Bratten who was appointed by Repbulican Mayor Rudi Guiliani. Since the Democrats took over, crime has shot back up. The left appears to love crime providing it is not being visited upon them. Of course, eventually it will and then wait for the screams of rage.
He is not referring to Bratton or Guiliani, who were not yet born in 1900. However, even in 1900, no police chief turned the police loose to beat up gang members. Nor did Bratton. He did pursue strategies, including the “broken windows” approach, but that had nothing to do with gangs or beatings. So this “history” of policing is fantasy. In any event, NYC is among the safest big cities in the nation with murder and violent crime rates below not only most urban areas but lower than most red states.
David & Kevan: So sad that you appear to have fallen down the Republican rabbit hole and bought into Trump's lies about crime. For NY citywide stats showing significant decreases in burglary/possession of stolen property/criminal trespass/unauthorized use of a vehicle/grand larceny/& robbery from 2000 to 2023, in some categories by more than half, see vhttps://www.nyc.gov/site/nypd/stats/crime-statistics/historical.page
Fascinating. Well done for getting your bike back.
Please, please cover phone thefts at some point (no need to have yours stolen!). I'm in SE1 and it feels entirely unwise to use a phone in the street any more because of the risk of people on bikes with faces covered grabbing it. And it's not just the phone loss but the risk of thieves accessing email/SMS and resetting passwords to do a digital heist afterwards . Google's recent update to detect an Android phone snatch automatically and lock the screen is promising, and Apple should copy that, but even the Google feature is off by default.
It's such a knotty topic and I think it's been reported elsewhere, the real question I have is who's behind it, where's the organised crime involvement, who is then shipping them to China for parts?
I disagree. This is following the trend of blaming someone else, in this case the Chinese.
This is our problem and we must solve it. Vigorous policing and swingeing penalties in terms of long jail sentences would do the trick. Aha I hear you cry. We have no more prison spaces. We have lots of remote military land. Put up a load of military marquees and even more razor wire and put them in there. To avoid them getting bored, put them all on exercise bikes round the clock and hook them up to the national grid. Now that really is reliable renewable energy. Who cares if the wind does not blow or the sun not shine? If you do not generate the required energy, your dinner will be swedes and turnips until you do.
That's the question I'd love to see an answer to. How has phone theft evolved to the point where there is significant technical skill and organisation to not just pinch and resell but as a scaled up operation that can do digital thieving via online accounts (kids on bikes seem unlikely to be capable of that), reselling, or shipping off en masse to be stripped for parts. Even though kids do the nicking, it feels like organised crime. I've not seen any good coverage of even what the police are doing, or can do, to catch the people behind the kids.
Forest are doing a great job of putting themselves out of business by continually eroding everything that made them better than Lime and now seemingly not bothering to maintain their fleet. Other than that, bike subscriptions are great option.
Great read, and I'm glad you got your bike back! The threat of getting my bike stolen has changed how I cycle around London, only cycling to and from places where I can park it securely off street (mainly between home and work). When renting a house, space to keep the bike indoors is a must have requirement. Ideally I would also have a 'burner bike' that I would happily park anywhere, but I fear even that would eventually get stolen if left outside overnight.
The Dutch have low levels of bike theft? I'm from Rotterdam and most people I know have had their bikes stolen at least once. We absolutely don't leave them unlocked, it's not the 60s with the wittefietsenplan.
First, I’m sorry for all your trouble. As the main rider of my family’s only “vehicle” here in Yokohama, my life would stop if it was stolen. Second, I can’t even understand the pic of your bike. It looks ten feet long and has weird wraparound rails. When I read ebike I imagined something like I have.
I sympathise. Having lived in Kinston Ontario for 33 years, I have had four bikes stolen: Two were cheap, steel hybrids, two were a little more upscale with aluminum frames. Police simply register the theft and, if they find abandoned bikes, make feeble attempts to find the owners.
My experience is common amount cyclists in our town.
I have reconstituted an older, steel frame which I secure with a D-Lock when out and about and store in a locked garage. My carbon road bike is locked to the wall in the garage. It is up to the owners to protect themselves.
It seems to me that a once or twice a year blitz with bait bikes that led to arrests of gangs would significantly reduce the occurrence. However, I suspect that, often, cheaper bikes are less than the owner’s deductible and would result in an increase in premium so no claim is made and the insurers have no incentive to push the police to do more.
Tell me what you mean! Do you mean lots of different bits mixed up in a single post? I think there’s a tension between publishing London Centric as a newsletter (people are responding saying they like the mix in their inboxes) and people clicking links as standalone news stories from the web (just give me the information).
Ultimately the newsletter format pays the bills. But perhaps it all needs better signposting.
What I mean is cutting to a bit about Sadiq Khan, then a house in Dulwich, followed by "Who is going to be the Conservative mayoral candidate?", and ultimately returning to the original topic, i.e. "How to catch a London bike thief" felt akin to a loose state of dreaming, or a journalistic Exquisite Corpse of sorts..
Yeah I think it’s all different ideas of what the product is and people are reading it. Some people are regular newsletter subscribers and expect a mix of bits. Someone who stumbled across a link might be confused vs what you normally get from an article link online. The newsletter subscribers pay the bills!
Genuinely helpful feedback going to ponder it. Thanks for commenting.
Ha! I haven’t seen or heard a reference to Exquisite Corpse since chiropractic school in 1979 from a French classmate! Is it more well known in the UK? Thank you. Enjoyed that!
Thank you for covering bike thefts. My son's bike was stolen from our shed at the end of March in Harlesden (NW10). A few weeks later, I found it outside a barber's shop round the corner from us. It was outside the shop with a few other bikes - presumably stolen as well. I went it, said to the barber that it was my son's bike, he mumbled something and then added : "If you are sure that it is, take it." I took it, of course, and reported the dodgy barber shop to the police - twice. I had no follow up but the barber's shop doesn't have bikes outside anymore. Maybe they just keep them in a different location now...
Really enjoyed this read! This is such a deterrent to new cyclists (like myself) - bike rental companies are an attractive option but seem to be currently out of stock. I imagine demand is high, because they handle replacements themselves. It's such a pity / ironic that for many cyclists using cheaper bikes, it's probably not worth getting insurance but rather expecting to have to repurchase a new, cheaper bike every now and again. Which of course perpetuates the cycle (😉).
Agree with the suggestion below that stricter controls and / or process change around purchasing would be a good resolution.
Cracking piece. There is a potential solution. Register every bike frame with BikeRegister.co.uk. Then make it mandatory for every online sales platform (Gumtree, Facebook Marketplace, ebay) to list the registration number, with autolookup for stolen models. Microdots in the frame make it impossible to renumber a frame.
I've spoken to BikeRegister and a number of other orgs about this - all doable. It's something that's been spoken about for yonks. The only obstacle is political will. The Dept of Transport were looking into it...five years ago. Still nothing.
Superb suggestion, just a minor correction (sorry!): the website is bikeregister.com not .co.uk
Oh yes that's the one! Thank you
How about a simple thing. I have a Specialised with SRAM electronic gears, which I have registered with SRAM. Surely, SRAM could allow me to track the bike through their apps if it is stolen.
Fascinating article. When did London turn into New York or San Francisco?
Who are the thieves?
Why are police disinterested?
Are you kidding? The police are no longer interested in shoplifting, burglary, or any other sort of crime. Too busy investigating themselves!
LOL
The cultural and western degradation we have let one political movement convince us was “enlightened” and humanitarian has to be to blame for this. Interesting who we are that we tolerate this degrading pointlessness. I guess it stems from us being convinced that lower order thinking and society will respond positively to higher order and society - but recent history shows the opposite seems more likely. The gang depravity in NYC circa 1900 finally was tamed by a hardened police chief who told his cops to be the toughest gang and beat the shit out of the criminals - who responded to nothing else. His solution worked beautifully. I guess we can only wait for some of us to stop pretending.
You are referring to Bill Bratten who was appointed by Repbulican Mayor Rudi Guiliani. Since the Democrats took over, crime has shot back up. The left appears to love crime providing it is not being visited upon them. Of course, eventually it will and then wait for the screams of rage.
He is not referring to Bratton or Guiliani, who were not yet born in 1900. However, even in 1900, no police chief turned the police loose to beat up gang members. Nor did Bratton. He did pursue strategies, including the “broken windows” approach, but that had nothing to do with gangs or beatings. So this “history” of policing is fantasy. In any event, NYC is among the safest big cities in the nation with murder and violent crime rates below not only most urban areas but lower than most red states.
David & Kevan: So sad that you appear to have fallen down the Republican rabbit hole and bought into Trump's lies about crime. For NY citywide stats showing significant decreases in burglary/possession of stolen property/criminal trespass/unauthorized use of a vehicle/grand larceny/& robbery from 2000 to 2023, in some categories by more than half, see vhttps://www.nyc.gov/site/nypd/stats/crime-statistics/historical.page
Karena, I have a beautiful, late nineteenth century wrought iron tower for sale. It occupies a prime location in Paris. Interested?
Really a fantastic article. Well done.
Fascinating. Well done for getting your bike back.
Please, please cover phone thefts at some point (no need to have yours stolen!). I'm in SE1 and it feels entirely unwise to use a phone in the street any more because of the risk of people on bikes with faces covered grabbing it. And it's not just the phone loss but the risk of thieves accessing email/SMS and resetting passwords to do a digital heist afterwards . Google's recent update to detect an Android phone snatch automatically and lock the screen is promising, and Apple should copy that, but even the Google feature is off by default.
It's such a knotty topic and I think it's been reported elsewhere, the real question I have is who's behind it, where's the organised crime involvement, who is then shipping them to China for parts?
I disagree. This is following the trend of blaming someone else, in this case the Chinese.
This is our problem and we must solve it. Vigorous policing and swingeing penalties in terms of long jail sentences would do the trick. Aha I hear you cry. We have no more prison spaces. We have lots of remote military land. Put up a load of military marquees and even more razor wire and put them in there. To avoid them getting bored, put them all on exercise bikes round the clock and hook them up to the national grid. Now that really is reliable renewable energy. Who cares if the wind does not blow or the sun not shine? If you do not generate the required energy, your dinner will be swedes and turnips until you do.
That's the question I'd love to see an answer to. How has phone theft evolved to the point where there is significant technical skill and organisation to not just pinch and resell but as a scaled up operation that can do digital thieving via online accounts (kids on bikes seem unlikely to be capable of that), reselling, or shipping off en masse to be stripped for parts. Even though kids do the nicking, it feels like organised crime. I've not seen any good coverage of even what the police are doing, or can do, to catch the people behind the kids.
Chris Webb was attacked for his phone same day you wrote this... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/labour-mp-chris-webb-attacked-mugged-london-phone-thefts-blackpool-south-b1192049.html
Amazing read. This is what locks me to a Forest subscription rather than purchasing my own rn and I’m sure I’m not alone
Forest are doing a great job of putting themselves out of business by continually eroding everything that made them better than Lime and now seemingly not bothering to maintain their fleet. Other than that, bike subscriptions are great option.
Great read, and I'm glad you got your bike back! The threat of getting my bike stolen has changed how I cycle around London, only cycling to and from places where I can park it securely off street (mainly between home and work). When renting a house, space to keep the bike indoors is a must have requirement. Ideally I would also have a 'burner bike' that I would happily park anywhere, but I fear even that would eventually get stolen if left outside overnight.
Chuffed you managed to get it back and also can't imagine what a challenge it must've been getting a GSD back home without a front wheel. Chapeau!
The Dutch have low levels of bike theft? I'm from Rotterdam and most people I know have had their bikes stolen at least once. We absolutely don't leave them unlocked, it's not the 60s with the wittefietsenplan.
First, I’m sorry for all your trouble. As the main rider of my family’s only “vehicle” here in Yokohama, my life would stop if it was stolen. Second, I can’t even understand the pic of your bike. It looks ten feet long and has weird wraparound rails. When I read ebike I imagined something like I have.
https://cycle.panasonic.com
Yours looks ready for battle. Which may be what it’s like in London traffic. Condolences.
I sympathise. Having lived in Kinston Ontario for 33 years, I have had four bikes stolen: Two were cheap, steel hybrids, two were a little more upscale with aluminum frames. Police simply register the theft and, if they find abandoned bikes, make feeble attempts to find the owners.
My experience is common amount cyclists in our town.
I have reconstituted an older, steel frame which I secure with a D-Lock when out and about and store in a locked garage. My carbon road bike is locked to the wall in the garage. It is up to the owners to protect themselves.
It seems to me that a once or twice a year blitz with bait bikes that led to arrests of gangs would significantly reduce the occurrence. However, I suspect that, often, cheaper bikes are less than the owner’s deductible and would result in an increase in premium so no claim is made and the insurers have no incentive to push the police to do more.
Good article but why the sudden tangent articles? Feels like I'm watching TV with adverts
Tell me what you mean! Do you mean lots of different bits mixed up in a single post? I think there’s a tension between publishing London Centric as a newsletter (people are responding saying they like the mix in their inboxes) and people clicking links as standalone news stories from the web (just give me the information).
Ultimately the newsletter format pays the bills. But perhaps it all needs better signposting.
What I mean is cutting to a bit about Sadiq Khan, then a house in Dulwich, followed by "Who is going to be the Conservative mayoral candidate?", and ultimately returning to the original topic, i.e. "How to catch a London bike thief" felt akin to a loose state of dreaming, or a journalistic Exquisite Corpse of sorts..
Again though I did enjoy the main article.
Yeah I think it’s all different ideas of what the product is and people are reading it. Some people are regular newsletter subscribers and expect a mix of bits. Someone who stumbled across a link might be confused vs what you normally get from an article link online. The newsletter subscribers pay the bills!
Genuinely helpful feedback going to ponder it. Thanks for commenting.
Pleasure.
Interesting concept. You haven't lost me as a casual reader FWIW now that I know to expect it.
Ha! I haven’t seen or heard a reference to Exquisite Corpse since chiropractic school in 1979 from a French classmate! Is it more well known in the UK? Thank you. Enjoyed that!
Thank you for covering bike thefts. My son's bike was stolen from our shed at the end of March in Harlesden (NW10). A few weeks later, I found it outside a barber's shop round the corner from us. It was outside the shop with a few other bikes - presumably stolen as well. I went it, said to the barber that it was my son's bike, he mumbled something and then added : "If you are sure that it is, take it." I took it, of course, and reported the dodgy barber shop to the police - twice. I had no follow up but the barber's shop doesn't have bikes outside anymore. Maybe they just keep them in a different location now...
I hate bike thief's with such a burning passion, they are the worst of humanity, the scummiest of the scummiest, special place in hell for them
Great piece Jim.
Really enjoyed this read! This is such a deterrent to new cyclists (like myself) - bike rental companies are an attractive option but seem to be currently out of stock. I imagine demand is high, because they handle replacements themselves. It's such a pity / ironic that for many cyclists using cheaper bikes, it's probably not worth getting insurance but rather expecting to have to repurchase a new, cheaper bike every now and again. Which of course perpetuates the cycle (😉).
Agree with the suggestion below that stricter controls and / or process change around purchasing would be a good resolution.